Monthly Archives: February 2011

turn down the music, hide the keg, THE COPS ARE HERE!!!!

So here’s the deal, kids.  And by kids, I mean the younger generation of the 21st century.  Look, this is BIG NEWS.  It deals with the very delicate nature of having/hosting a PARTY, and by party, I mean drinking, dancing, … Continue reading

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shape ups & easy tone clothing [ridiculous]

So I thought that the Easy Tone shoes and Shape Ups were American and ridiculous enough, but now these brilliant inventors have found another totally useless product for the lazy fatties that are becoming more and more prevalent in the … Continue reading

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fukk glenn beck [packer diss]

Instead of getting to the perfect level of drunk where you can still remember everything in clear detail, but you are elevated to the supreme level of life enhancing fun and celebrating the Packer’s SUPER BOWL VICTORY last night like … Continue reading

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guns on campus

First of all, I understand the gun culture of Texas and all that that entails, but is this a serious idea with serious support that seriously could get passed?? The answer is scary, but the answer is yes. Why would … Continue reading

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what the fuck does this mean? [birds falling from the sky]

If you are as terrified of hearing whats really going on in the world as my mother seems to be you probably have not heard that since new years eve there have been a scary, but intriguing amount of mass … Continue reading

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nipple rapeage

A few months ago, I find myself with this guy.  He’s cute, older than me, kind of shy, but super sweet and what I feel to be a genuine person. So I go out with him and Celia, he pays … Continue reading

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